September 2012
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth
this was her after ripping off the tape
and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
-everdeen:
last warning
doctor who returns tomorrow
just join us, your life will be easier
shavingryansprivates:
apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada
i don’t have a punchline for that
klaine:
do you ever love people on the internet so much it actually hurts to not be able to reach out and hug them
foxnewsofficial:
imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
delladilly:
playing a fun game called how long can i pretend i’m not gonna watch that show my dash suddenly loves
Karen’s Dalek Impression 2.0 [the One Show, 31 August 2012]
“I WOULD LIKE TWO PORTIONS OF CHIPS AND A MUSHY PEAS, PLEASE!”
batmitzvah:
the seven wonders of the world
why
don’t
boys
want
to
kiss
me
vaticancameosinthetardis:
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
IS THIS JUST FANTASY
MOFFAT TAKES OVER
NO ESCAPE FROM YOUR INSANITY
TURN ON DOCTOR WHO
LOOK TO THE SKY
AND SCREAM
I’M JUST A WHOVIAN
LIVING LIFE, DRINKING TEA
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dslites:
why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
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mugglescanttameme replied to your post: Oh my god I really can’t thank John Green enough….
Don’t worry a bit, AP World is super easy, I took it my Freshman year and got a 4 on the test. I’m sure you’ll do fine.
Oh my god my teacher doesn’t teach at all. I know, I got a 60 on the multiple choice pretest. If I keep up my reading I’ll be fine.
shavingryansprivates:
this was the best episode of spongebob
Oh my god →
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lovelittlemoments replied to your post: Oh my god I really can’t thank John Green enough….
You’re taking ap world? SO AM I. Let’s be study/freak out buddies :)
What text book do you use?
friend: hey are you free tomorro-
me: NOPE GOTTA PACK FOR HOGWARTS GOTTA FIND ALL MY SHIT AND SHOVE IT IN A TRUNK DON'T WANNA MISS THE TRAIN BUT WAIT I WON'T MISS IT BECAUSE THEN I'M OFF TRAVELLING WITH THE DOCTOR AND HE'S GOT A TIME MACHINE AND HEY DID I MENTION DALEKS BECAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE A FUCKLOAD OF DALEKS AND OH YEAH IT'S LARA PULVER'S BIRTHDAY SO I GOTTA BAKE HER A NAKED- I MEAN A CAKE AND THEN BACK TO THE RAVENCLAW COMMON ROOM FOR PARTIES WITH OUR BEST FRIENDS THE HUFFLEPUFFS BECAUSE LET'S HEAR IT FOR INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS AND THEN I HAVE TO GO FIND STEVEN MOFFAT AND RIP HIS THROAT OUT BECAUSE AMY AND RORY CANNOT GET DIVORCED AND THEN I GOTTA GET THE DOCTOR TO GIVE ME A LIFT BACK TO HOGWARTS BECAUSE FUCK KNOWS WHERE STEVEN MOFFAT LIVES
friend: oh
butt-inspector-kirby:
beyoncebeytwice:
do you ever get halfway through a movie before you realize you don’t know any of the characters’ names
Dude I get halfway through a friendship without realizing I don’t know peoples’ names
People should really tag anything with Obama, Romney, or politics….
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