pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth this was her after ripping off the tape and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
conversationparade: oh my fucking god you guys today in art 120, my intro to design class our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing and about a minute in I look around and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
-everdeen: last warning doctor who returns tomorrow just join us, your life will be easier
shavingryansprivates: apparently someone stole 30 million dollars worth of maple syrup in canada i don’t have a punchline for that
klaine: do you ever love people on the internet so much it actually hurts to not be able to reach out and hug them
foxnewsofficial: imma wake green day up tomorrow they’ll be so pissed
delladilly: playing a fun game called how long can i pretend i’m not gonna watch that show my dash suddenly loves
Karen’s Dalek Impression 2.0 [the One Show, 31 August 2012] “I WOULD LIKE TWO PORTIONS OF CHIPS AND A MUSHY PEAS, PLEASE!”
batmitzvah: the seven wonders of the world why don’t boys want to kiss me
vaticancameosinthetardis: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE IS THIS JUST FANTASY MOFFAT TAKES OVER NO ESCAPE FROM YOUR INSANITY TURN ON DOCTOR WHO LOOK TO THE SKY AND SCREAM I’M JUST A WHOVIAN LIVING LIFE, DRINKING TEA
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dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
mugglescanttameme replied to your post: Oh my god I really can’t thank John Green enough…. Don’t worry a bit, AP World is super easy, I took it my Freshman year and got a 4 on the test. I’m sure you’ll do fine. Oh my god my teacher doesn’t teach at all. I know, I got a 60 on the multiple choice pretest. If I keep up my reading I’ll be fine.
shavingryansprivates: this was the best episode of spongebob
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lovelittlemoments replied to your post: Oh my god I really can’t thank John Green enough…. You’re taking ap world? SO AM I. Let’s be study/freak out buddies :) What text book do you use?
friend: hey are you free tomorro-
me: NOPE GOTTA PACK FOR HOGWARTS GOTTA FIND ALL MY SHIT AND SHOVE IT IN A TRUNK DON'T WANNA MISS THE TRAIN BUT WAIT I WON'T MISS IT BECAUSE THEN I'M OFF TRAVELLING WITH THE DOCTOR AND HE'S GOT A TIME MACHINE AND HEY DID I MENTION DALEKS BECAUSE THERE'S GONNA BE A FUCKLOAD OF DALEKS AND OH YEAH IT'S LARA PULVER'S BIRTHDAY SO I GOTTA BAKE HER A NAKED- I MEAN A CAKE AND THEN BACK TO THE RAVENCLAW COMMON ROOM FOR PARTIES WITH OUR BEST FRIENDS THE HUFFLEPUFFS BECAUSE LET'S HEAR IT FOR INTER-HOUSE FRIENDSHIPS AND THEN I HAVE TO GO FIND STEVEN MOFFAT AND RIP HIS THROAT OUT BECAUSE AMY AND RORY CANNOT GET DIVORCED AND THEN I GOTTA GET THE DOCTOR TO GIVE ME A LIFT BACK TO HOGWARTS BECAUSE FUCK KNOWS WHERE STEVEN MOFFAT LIVES
butt-inspector-kirby: beyoncebeytwice: do you ever get halfway through a movie before you realize you don’t know any of the characters’ names Dude I get halfway through a friendship without realizing I don’t know peoples’ names
People should really tag anything with Obama, Romney, or politics….
chatterboxrose: When you get a literary reference in a tv show or movie.
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