Thoughtful Thoughts and Other Stuff

It’s heaven when you’re dying of dehydration and heat. It melts and water drips down. Ugh, it’s amazing. 

So yeah, today was long. And I had a headache from dehydration most of the day. 

johncusacksuicidecult:

free-cheese-buns:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

Gale Hawthorne after Mockingjay

Wayne Gretzky’s brother Brent.

i-o-u-a-fall:

o hey let’s scroll on down the dashbo-

oh god no

fuck

i think one gif gets the job done why does this exist

 is it possible to feel this much goddamn secondhand embarrassment

fuckS SAKE IT NEVER ENDS GOd damn no

no really you can feel free to stop anytime you want

grey boxes ok no im done

rip

legendofleda:

well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone

tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”

and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms

i just did it to like

4 people

omg

elizabitchtaylor:

Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together

educationconnection:

you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr

but i notice

i always notice