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fishingforplimpies: (Topics include, but are not limited to: “I still haven’t named my main character”, “I am in no way prepared”, and prompts which may or may not involve warring candy.)
Famous Last Words
Nuclear physicist: See, cold fusion does not work.
Nuclear physicist: What was the critical mass, exactly?
Physicist: And now we reach absolute zero.
Astronomer: That asteroid won't hit the Earth.
Chemist: And now the tasting test.
Chemist: And now a little bit from this...
Chemist: And now shake it a bit.
Chemist: Why is there no label on this bottle?
Chemist: In which glass was my mineral water?
Chemist: Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
Chemist: First the acid, then the water...
Chemist: Oh no, wrong beaker...
Microbiologist: These bacteria cannot live outside the substrate.
Field biologist: They never attack humans.
saddeer: i love when people say my name when talking to me
The Fandom: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Harry Potter: Why are you here? All of you.
The Fandom: We never left.
[few seconds later]
The Fandom: You're nearly there.
Harry Potter: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to block your social life for Tumblr. And, what about all of your friends?
The Fandom: Others will tell them why we love Tumblr. One day, they'll understand.
Harry Potter: You'll stay with me?
The Fandom: Until the end.
Harry Potter: They won't be able to see you?
The Fandom: No. We're here, you see.
[points to Harry's heart]
Harry Potter: Stay close to me.
The Fandom: Always.
My school's advanced video(Digital Media...
They include a parody of some sort in each video. The one they just made had Teens and Tiaras. But they had to take it down because “it could offend some russians”(the russians born in Russia in my class are like fuck no, it’s hilarious”. My teacher told me that once the class heard the news, one kid changed the backgrounds on all the Macs to “I quit”. One kid...
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: feministnerdfighter replied to your post:… True, I don’t know if I know how to read happy things any more. Most books tend to be very plotty and suffery. Not so much light happy romance. Like 17th summer. THat’s the epitome of a summer romance book.
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: feministnerdfighter replied to your post:… I might check her out next time I get over to the library. You should, it’s fun to have a light story sometimes.
tanku: this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: feministnerdfighter replied to your post:… I haven’t read Sarah Dessen yet, been thinking about it. Is she good? If you like romance, then yeah. I mean, it all feels a bit cliche and whatever but it’s enjoyable.
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: feministnerdfighter replied to your post:… HAH, at least you have something. I have romance, strong female lead/feminist, young adult. I’m not sure how that translates to a plot. Right, I was gonna add some cliches and a hot love interest. make it all Sarah Dessenish.
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: feministnerdfighter replied to your post:… What’s your idea? This girl has foster puppies. And she prefers animals to people. AND SHE’S NOT ME. I’LL ADD SOME WEIRD PLOT TWIST OR SOMETHING. I DUNNO.
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: feministnerdfighter replied to your post: I have… If I can come up with one in 2 hours and 47 minutes, I’ll do it. IF I CAN THINK OF A PLOT, YOU CAN TOO.
doctorsbowtie replied to your post: I have no plot no plot, no problem! I can scan and email you pages out of the ready, set, write book that help you find a plot if you want Well, I have the first idea of a plot, and I can add to it as I go. I’ll be fine. But thanks:)
feministnerdfighter replied to your post: I have no plot I know, right? I’m waiting til August. No time in August so I’m doing it now.
percyjacksonheadcanons: 596. though percy never admitted to anyone, the disney movie hercules had been his favorite movie as a kid. he even dressed as the hero two years in a row for halloween.
I have no plot
Nano is in 3 hours. Whoops? And no time to study this weekend, softball. Whoops?
If SOPA passes
Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence
We read books to find out who we are. What other people, real or imaginary, do...– Ursula K. Le Guin (via misswallflower)